The deciding factor

Today, I need your opinion … Think about this, and share your thoughts; have you ever been in a similar situation?

You’re in the throws of passion with a new guy …
You make it to the bedroom …
All your clothes are off and the two of you are ready to go …
Then you realise you’ve forgotten to ask an important question …
So you ask …
Pirates or Ninjas?

He has no idea what you’re talking about … you ask for a snap decision between the two, and he chooses Pirates …

Should you still shag him?