10 Reasons why Waitressing is Easier with no Pants on

I've had two waitressing trials this weekend;
On Friday night I waitressed at a Spanish Restaurant; the money was average, the tips were non existent and the service was terrible. I was happy to know that I had a second trial on Saturday.

To be honest, I cant think of a single reason why waitressing is easier with no pants on, but I couldn't think of a more apt title for this entry, you see tonight was my first night as a Lingerie Waitress at a place in the city.

This isn't much different from my first job working in a bar, only at the other venue the clientele was generally women and I was fully clothed. Tonight I worked in a Gentlemens Club.

Originally I was going to be waitressing (in Lingerie) however, their barman happened to be away, so as the most qualified of all the girls, I found myself behind the bar mixing drinks and also as the MC for the nights strip shows.
The tips were on the lower side as all tables were set up with a TAB, but the hourly rate beats the pants off what I had received from working the night before.
I also had a prime position to watch the shows and they certainly were something else; one of the performers was even a Penthouse Pet.

Over the next couple of weeks work will be sporadic, but heres to an exciting new career path...
Way to disappoint Mum again by working in the Sex Industry!