Today I found myself in a car with a young man who works for one of the main television channels in Australia. Kudos to me ...
Thats about where it ends. My first excitement ended when he lent over to kiss me the minute he picked me up, not just a nice French Schoolgirl kiss, but a tiny bit of probing tongue ...
a tad inappropriate!
I'm a very busy girl you see, these days I struggle to find a night to myself and frequently double book myself and juggle so that I am able to do multiple things in one evening.
Tonight I decided to go out with TV guy before we both went out to our respective functions.
Here we were parked on the side of the road, and he lowers his voice and says 'Are you horny?' I'm quite a flirt and played along, until he parks up and reaches over to try his luck ... Woah buddy, I'm not that kind of girl!! Maybe I am, but just not tonight ...
Before I can say anything, his pants are off and he's in the drivers seat and eying up the back ...
on one side of the road is a brick wall, on the other is someones backyard complete with back porch light on and washing on the line ...
Finding my predicament somewhat amusing I started laughing and couldn't stop.
'Whats the matter?'
Do I really have to say anything?
'Is it me?'
um well you are a little forward ...
'you seemed so kinky, don't you want to shag in here? Theres more room in the backseat?'
I apologized for giving him the wrong idea and he asked if I minded if he finished off before we left.
Be my guest ... I don't think you'll be seeing this face again...
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